hey gurl look i understand that you are a lady and whenever you say that you will meet me at 8 o clock that really means closer to 9 if i am lucky but i need to get something off my chest i hope you do not find it too forward or offensive because i feel like you are now doing this to spite me and that is fine to a point but come on it is now one in the morning and the wendy’s is going to close soon there are only so many times i can refill my biggie cola before they kick me out as though i were some sort of vagrant do vagrants wear ed hardy i think not
