hey gurl let me tell you something for years YEARS i say i was trying to get you into this and all you do is say no i am not into that sort of thing and then lo and behold i turn on the tv and all you can talk about is how you were so excited to go to the huge teabagging party and well the next time you call me scared that you think there is a communist trying to give you a gay baby i will hit the ignore button
