hey gurl i have noticed some things about you pertaining to your appearance that i would like to clear up with you i do not mind that certain body parts of yours are bigger than most in fact that is why i am sure you are quite popular i mean some people may think it is grotesque that your bottom could block out the sun for a very small child have you thought about doing that i think i saw that in a james bond movie once do you hang out with anyone that throws hats because if you do i am onto you and i will turn you over to the proper authorities
also i was wondering if it were at all possible for me to build a cottage in your gigantic ass and spend my summers there
