hey gurl

hey gurl i am not bitter or anything but since you dumped me for that guy again a few things have happened let me list them for you first off i got promoted and am now in charge of refilling the water in the squeegee stations and i finally finished digging that hole that you loved and i beat that old wino in a foot race so i am doing pretty great if i may say so and what has he ever done other than knock you up and pose for playboy and one time he hit on kim kardashian i mean who has not done that at this point

hey gurl i am not bitter or anything but since you dumped me for that guy again a few things have happened let me list them for you first off i got promoted and am now in charge of refilling the water in the squeegee stations and i finally finished digging that hole that you loved and i beat that old wino in a foot race so i am doing pretty great if i may say so and what has he ever done other than knock you up and pose for playboy and one time he hit on kim kardashian i mean who has not done that at this point