hey gurl

hey gurl i know that you and i don’t always get along because whenever we try to order papa john’s and sit down and watch the ugly truth on netflix you want extra peppers and i do not want those devil’s fingers anywhere near my bacon and egg pizza and you accuse me of not wanting to watch that movie because you say i think it is dumb well i am okay with that because we both know it is not true you are smarter than that dog that wears a graduation cap and is reading from a book but gurl there is no reason for you to take it out on some other guy because then you get the internet mad at you and then how are we going to watch the ugly truth on netflix instant watch

hey gurl i know that you and i don’t always get along because whenever we try to order papa john’s and sit down and watch the ugly truth on netflix you want extra peppers and i do not want those devil’s fingers anywhere near my bacon and egg pizza and you accuse me of not wanting to watch that movie because you say i think it is dumb well i am okay with that because we both know it is not true you are smarter than that dog that wears a graduation cap and is reading from a book but gurl there is no reason for you to take it out on some other guy because then you get the internet mad at you and then how are we going to watch the ugly truth on netflix instant watch