hey gurl every night i sit down with my chef boyardee lasagna and catch up with what is going on in the world because there are too many stories about dogs that surf for me to keep up with and for a while there was that news show with you and your fine self with the red blazer where sometimes it would be the news and then you’d all go to a bar and then your secretary was really dumb and i guess that was the first reality show because that’s not like any news show i have ever seen before
