hey gurl

hey gurl when we went to the olive garden and you let me have the last breadstick you made me promise to go see your new movie and so i brought a ticket on fandango because i didn’t want the show to be sold out because i’d have to go see a movie starring michael cera and nobody wants that now do they but i went to go see that new movie you were in and i was waiting for it to start and then the lights went down and this perfume commercial came on and it just wouldn’t end and then after like two hours it stopped and everyone left and i don’t get it why would they leave before the movie started was it because the commercial was too long

hey gurl when we went to the olive garden and you let me have the last breadstick you made me promise to go see your new movie and so i brought a ticket on fandango because i didn’t want the show to be sold out because i’d have to go see a movie starring michael cera and nobody wants that now do they but i went to go see that new movie you were in and i was waiting for it to start and then the lights went down and this perfume commercial came on and it just wouldn’t end and then after like two hours it stopped and everyone left and i don’t get it why would they leave before the movie started was it because the commercial was too long