hey gurl what is with all of these movies that you make that i am always dragged to when i first meet girls they are always like let us go see that movie where amy adams’ husband dies and she has to run his dairy and she doesn’t think she can love any more but then she meets this heartbroken shoe repairman who teaches her how to love again is that for serious why is this happening and why do i always have to go see it can’t i just take a girl to an outback steakhouse like i usually do and get her the bloomin’ onion instead because i know how much girls like the bloomin’ onion