hey gurl i was walking down the street a couple of days ago and i saw you holding a watermelon and when i told my life coach about he said you were in your forties and well there are many things i believe in the world like that bounty is the quicker picker upper but i do not believe that you are forty if you are forty then i am not the world’s greatest lover if you are forty then it turns out canteloupes are good for you if you are forty then i will eat my neighbor’s shoe and that is not something i would wish on anyone because man that is a gross shoe
