hey gurl

hey gurl i am not trying to act untoward or anything because you remind me a lot of my nana god bless her heart and i am not saying that because i think you called armenian people colored or anything but after today i am really concerned maybe i can introduce you to jodie foster and you can both live in that room where there are burglars outside but they can not get in or maybe we can trick you into moving into fort knox what can i use as bait maybe i can say that due to an internet campaign you are hosting an award show because we all know how those turn out

hey gurl i am not trying to act untoward or anything because you remind me a lot of my nana god bless her heart and i am not saying that because i think you called armenian people colored or anything but after today i am really concerned maybe i can introduce you to jodie foster and you can both live in that room where there are burglars outside but they can not get in or maybe we can trick you into moving into fort knox what can i use as bait maybe i can say that due to an internet campaign you are hosting an award show because we all know how those turn out

hey gurl i heard that you were doing some bad things to the environment and that just does not sound like you at all and i heard it was because nobody had been able to stop your leak and well if you need someone to help plug your leak then look no further girl

hey gurl i heard that you were doing some bad things to the environment and that just does not sound like you at all and i heard it was because nobody had been able to stop your leak and well if you need someone to help plug your leak then look no further girl

hey gurl i know you are all over the place saying that you are not like other republicans because you love gay people or whatever and that is true because there has not been a republican with the exception of virginia is she ever a foxx that has made me drop my fork when i am eating uncle ben’s ready rice because you were looking really good on the jay leno show that one time when you making fun of obama for losing the chicago olympics instead of making any substantive policy contributions whatsoever so i guess that means you are like every other republican

hey gurl i know you are all over the place saying that you are not like other republicans because you love gay people or whatever and that is true because there has not been a republican with the exception of virginia is she ever a foxx that has made me drop my fork when i am eating uncle ben’s ready rice because you were looking really good on the jay leno show that one time when you making fun of obama for losing the chicago olympics instead of making any substantive policy contributions whatsoever so i guess that means you are like every other republican

hey gurl i was trying to call you a few days ago because i was talking to my friend who works at the syfy network and he was telling me that he has a role open in his new movie roboctopus four: the murdening but i heard that you have this new thing where you go on nbc sitcoms and start out as a career woman and then get knocked up by the male lead and hey at least this time you do not have anyone making you listen to the new gavin degraw cd or anything i guess that is good for you but now i have to tell my friend that he has to call deborah gibson back and nobody wants that now do they

hey gurl i was trying to call you a few days ago because i was talking to my friend who works at the syfy network and he was telling me that he has a role open in his new movie roboctopus four: the murdening but i heard that you have this new thing where you go on nbc sitcoms and start out as a career woman and then get knocked up by the male lead and hey at least this time you do not have anyone making you listen to the new gavin degraw cd or anything i guess that is good for you but now i have to tell my friend that he has to call deborah gibson back and nobody wants that now do they

hey gurl i was watching a movie about your mother and here is one thing i do not understand why did she put up with her first husband cheating on her all the time i mean yeah he was the president but then she married that second guy who also died and basically what i am getting at is how are you half-asian

hey gurl i was watching a movie about your mother and here is one thing i do not understand why did she put up with her first husband cheating on her all the time i mean yeah he was the president but then she married that second guy who also died and basically what i am getting at is how are you half-asian

hey gurl i was heard that after you won the miss usa championship there are pictures of you dancing on a stripper pole as a part of some radio contest that showed up on an internet and that is really truly awful and i am just completely shocked that a beautiful young woman such as yourself would be willing to objectify yourself by participating in a competition that is just a bunch of sleazy guys who do not appreciate women which is the opposite of me ogling women such as yourself and rating them in a purely subjective superficial manner
but if you could send me some more pictures of you on that stripper pole i would appreciate it

hey gurl i was heard that after you won the miss usa championship there are pictures of you dancing on a stripper pole as a part of some radio contest that showed up on an internet and that is really truly awful and i am just completely shocked that a beautiful young woman such as yourself would be willing to objectify yourself by participating in a competition that is just a bunch of sleazy guys who do not appreciate women which is the opposite of me ogling women such as yourself and rating them in a purely subjective superficial manner

but if you could send me some more pictures of you on that stripper pole i would appreciate it